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In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know
She read some examples
The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”
The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”
(via everythingcanadian)

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If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
(via everythingcanadian)

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how am i meant to control my life i can’t even control my hair
(Source: peewentz, via chrissy-couture)

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in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
(via chrissy-couture)

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do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how
(Source: mcclairstonem, via crashbeneaththewaves)

So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor”
and all I can think about is

(Source: nightlockandfoxes, via chrissy-couture)
